Maideen

Heart loving person.You may be angry and annoyed sometimes but when your around the people you love most,Your frown turns upside down and you couldn’t feel more happier in this world

What kind of person are you?
Im A Maideen
Cool 😎!

by Ehsanfwend August 12, 2021

Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

by Squambo March 7, 2022

Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

Maidenless

"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress

"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"

by Zelvaro March 5, 2022

Maidenless Behaviour

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet

1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...

by DollarStoreJesus April 16, 2022

Iron Maiden

The greatest metal band of all time. A NWOBHM band that has defined all metal we know today (excluding Nu-Metal). Iron Maiden (along with the also immortal Judas Priest , Thin Lizzy, and Motorhead) influenced every 80s and 90s thrash band (including Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, and most noticeably Iced Earth) and invented the Power Metal genre (even though technically IM is neither thrash metal nor power metal). Their best albums are the golden trio: Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, and Powerslave. Their two new albums, Brave New World and Dance of Death, also kick fucking ass. Their best song, fuck it, THE BEST METAL SONG EVER MADE is Hallowed be Thy Name.

Iron Maiden is the beginning. Iron Maiden is the reason. Bruce Dickinson is the best singer. Dave Murray and Adrian Smith (and Janick too) are the best guitarists. Steve Harris is the all-time best songwriter and a damn good bassist, and Nicko McBrain is a fucking amazing drummer. Iron Maiden can't be fought.

by Wyatt b quiet March 12, 2004

Iron Maiden

The best Metal band ever. Best thing to come out of England, i'd say. They are genius, and not satanic, which many people of the US Portray them as.

They have so many awesome hits. Almost every song they write is amazing!

Hallowed be thy name, Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Alexander the Great, Aces High, Dance of Death, No More Lies, Seventh son of a seventh son, Blood Brothers, The Evil that men do, etc, etc, etc! :D

by Colin (alias Ohgar) May 18, 2004