Mahite
Mahite by Saucey0001 February 17, 2013
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Mahit Cough
A serve condition that results in a serve Cough. This nasty, ass cough can last weeks on end causing serve pain and just annoying everyone in a 3 mile radius or anyone in a discord call. Mahit Cough can also result in yellow lung shit just coming out of your mouth when you cough 3 or more times in a row.
Mahit Cough by Ed Bread April 10, 2019
Maite
Maite is a girl you meet online. You’ll want to stay with her forever, no matter what. She’ll forgive and laugh with you. Tough times may come, but we know Maite will be there for you. She’s precious and radiates amazing beauty. Her laugh brightened the room, and even if she’s quiet at first, know she’s a whole new person underneath.
Maite by IRegretThis May 2, 2020
Maite
She's gorgeous in her mind, soul and of course in physical appearance but that's just the start of the long list of her. Her hugs are soft and true. Whenever you say "I love you" to her make sure you say it so that she knows, not so that you can hear it back.
Maite: yes
Maite by Caboose the god February 9, 2019
Maite
She's gorgeous in her mind, soul and of course in physical appearance but that's just the start of the long list of her. Her hugs are soft and true. Whenever you say "I love you" to her make sure you say it so that she knows, not so that you can hear it back.
Maite: yes
Maite by Caboose the god February 9, 2019
Maitena
Maitena is the most amazing, beautiful, wonderful, and lazy person you can ever met. She is my pretty girfriend, and for me she is everything, my sky, my sea, my earth, my heart, my body, my moon, my sun, mi love, my whole life. I dont know what to do without her. I love her very very very much, because she is able to make me happy at every moment. I fell in love just in the moment that i look at her, and i know in that moment, that she would be the right person.
I love you very much darling
I love you very much darling
Maitena by El papurri February 8, 2018
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