Magwired

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Off your face on anything that goes up your nose on Irish soil

You’re not wired til you’re Magwired

Magwired by Magwired February 6, 2021

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maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

maguired by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

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Magwired • maguired

Maguired

It comes from the infamous footballer Jacob Harry Maguire

When someone messes up badly. Like fr did some dumb shit

"Did you see what Tyrone did?" "Yeah he maguired it big time"

"Oh shit i maguired it, fuck"

Maguired by Blotteren69 April 22, 2022

Maguired

The act of cumming when you stumble upon a child

Dude when I saw that kid I kind of Maguired a little.

Maguired by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguired

The act of cumming when a child is present

Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.

Maguired by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguired

A move in sports especially football where a player dribbles another causing the dribbled to run off the ball and showing their back to the dribbler in the process

Broja maguired Zouma to score in last night's game.

Maguired by IBK90 March 2, 2022

Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

Maguired by scunnydelight June 15, 2022

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026