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maguired
The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.
Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.
maguired by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013
Maguired
It comes from the infamous footballer Jacob Harry Maguire
When someone messes up badly. Like fr did some dumb shit
When someone messes up badly. Like fr did some dumb shit
Maguired by Blotteren69 April 22, 2022
Maguired
Maguired by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018
Maguired
Maguired by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018
Maguired
A move in sports especially football where a player dribbles another causing the dribbled to run off the ball and showing their back to the dribbler in the process
Maguired
To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.
Maguired by scunnydelight June 15, 2022
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