Masinter 

Esoteriese taalgebruik vir zoll.
(Esoteric use for joint in Afrikaans)

1. (Dialoog tussen 'n seun, sy moeder en 'n boesemvriend)
Moeder: Okay, geniet julle braai en gedrae julself hoor!
Seun (aan sy moeder): Dankie ma, ek sal julle laat weet wanneer ons daar aankom.
Seun (draai na sy vriend): Het ons als vir die braai?
Vriend: Ja my ou, ek het ons steaks en 'n vars masinter. Ons gaan seker die braaibroodjies daar bou of hoe?
Seun: Kief, ja. Dit klink of ons als het, kom ons vat die pad!
Seun (draai terug na sy moeder en soengroet haar): Dankie ma, lykmy ons het als. Koebaai!

2. Hey bra, roll gou vir my 'n vars masinter, die huidige een is op sy laaste bene.

Masinter by Aesopus November 9, 2016

Misinterpretive 

When somebody has a lack of understanding for something and misconstrues it into something else that changes the intended meaning.

Person 1 talking to Person 2 about an incident last night.
Person 1: "you tried to manipulate me!"
Person 2: "no, I was trying to help you! You misinterpretive whore!"

Misinterpretive by Marks Bwalls June 11, 2016

misinterpretating 

1. to read something wrong
2. the take something out of context.
3. to fail at reading a private message.

Him misinterpretating his friends message was hilarious.

misinterpretating by kinkyk1019 July 3, 2009

misinterpretated 

Misinterpretated (verb)

To pretend to know the meaning of a word and incorrectly use, explain or define it to others.

After Jimmy explained that his boss presented the material in a languid manner, Sally, having no clue but wanting to sound educated, nodded and misinterpretated to her friends that she didn't like bosses who used too many words either.

misinterpretated by ggirlcolo March 17, 2013

misinterest 

Mistaken Interest.

As a matter of habit and causual etiquette, Kevin said "What's up?" to John in the breakroom, expecting nothing more than a brief, if not exact reply. In a clear case of misinterest, John went on to describe his date with Meg (the hot new secretary), in mindnumbing detail.

misinterest by richippr September 24, 2013

misinterpreception

When someone doesn't know who told who's mum to fuck off.

"I think you misinterpreted his misinterpretation"
"Bro the misinterpretationception"
"misinterpreception"

misinterpreception by pootki April 3, 2021

Bulge Misinterpretation 

When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.

"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."

"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."

Bulge Misinterpretation by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016