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Magicianism 

It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.
idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"
Magicianism by Zelex August 31, 2018
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Magicians Red 

Avdol: Jotaro! I'm getting you out of this jail cell by using my stand, magicians red
Magicians Red by lol boomer October 26, 2020

magicians hat 

A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.

Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
Example:

That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.
magicians hat by The Spike February 25, 2007

Magicians Sleeve

when a vagina is used so much that it sags and stretches beyond use.
My wife's vagin hangs like magicians sleeve. Very Nice!!:)
Magicians Sleeve by themagician June 24, 2007

Magisinism 

The philosophical theory of believing in the flow between the boys, also reffered to as magizz. This is commonly experienced through a special handshake developed by the magisinistic six.
The magisinism is strong with this one.
Magisinism by A magisinor September 28, 2017

magicians hanky 

Term Used For Releasing a Never Ending Shit. Much Like The Magicians Hankey When Pulled Out Of His Sleeve
Oh Dear, Sorry i was so long in there....magicians hanky! I was on the beer all night!
magicians hanky by Johno January 15, 2004

Magicianing 

Chriss Angel does some serious magicianing.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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