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Magellaning 

Verb. The practice of exploring new and exciting strip or gentleman's clubs. More easily talked about at places where discretion is preferred, such as work, school, holiday dinners, church, temple, and funerals.
Yo dude, wanna go Magellaning this weekend? I have an abundance of singles that can be donated to the Single Mother's College Fund.
Magellaning by John Slivka December 24, 2009

Magellan 

(verb). The act of traveling a long distance (usually by means of a difficult route) in order to reach a desired destination.
John: Yo are you coming to Pete's house tonight?

Bill: Nah man I don't think I'm trying to magellan all the way over there.

John: Yeah man i feel that, there is mad snow and shit on the ground.
Magellan by Ferdinand Magellan IV January 28, 2013

Magellan Transfer 

The act of inserting a clear tube into two rectums and sending shit form one person to another. During the transference the two individuals should think of the poo as a ship and pretend that Ferdinand Magellan's (a 16th century explorer) spirit is in there. Therefore this act or move (or what every you want to categorize it as) reenacts Ferdinand Magellan discovering new worlds and moving from one world to the next. It also reenacts that cool tube thing at the bank.
Blake: I really enjoy your establishment; but I feel these T.U. Club girls just aren't living up to their full potential. Isn't there something these strippers could do that involves a clear tube of some sort?

Stripper: You mean like a Transfer?

Blake: Um...yeeeahhh i guess.

Stripper: Well I have this Idea but i need your butt to do it. I'll be sending some poo form my butt to yours.

Blake: like Magellan transferring to a new world... OMG! why haven't I thought of that before!

Magellan 

When a single continuous turd is long enough to circumnavigate the toilet bowl.
I dropped a massive deuce yesterday-totally Magellan'd it.
Magellan by CaptEggo July 7, 2010

magellan 

Ferdinand Magellan (Fernão Magalhães in portuguese) was a PORTUGUESE (not spanish, as some, ignorants towards the subject, believe) explorer. He led the first geocircumnavigation (do a complete travel around the Earth), perpuating the portuguese pioneirism that began with the foundation of the first colonial and global empire of the Renessaince.
Wow, you dated Beth, the popular and gorgeous girl who nobody had the balls to ask out? Man, you're a real Magellan!

MagellAnn 

Drunk Urban Explorer named Ann that somehow has better Directions than A GPS. Or at least she thinks she does.
I have no idea how MagellAnn got us home.
MagellAnn by Jwill1 August 1, 2018