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Macaloon

When someone loosely agrees to your bet, but then won’t provide concrete confirmation. If the wager wins, they’ll say they never put it in. However, if it loses, you are expected to pay in full. Normally, this person is prompt with both phone calls and texts. Yet, when even a modest wager is introduced, they will begin a weird game of cat & mouse, often not responding for hours. You are then, consequently, left not knowing whether your bet has been locked in.
(Guy 1) Hey Man! You won your bet!

(Guy 2) Yea...about that, I’m not really sure if I did or not.

(Guy 1) Ohhh no, you got macalooned, huh?

(Guy 2) Yep.
by The Knight of Right November 29, 2020
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Macaloon

When someone loosely agrees to your bet, but then won’t provide concrete confirmation. If the wager wins, they’ll say they never put it in. However, if it loses, you are expected to pay in full. Normally, this person is prompt with both phone calls and texts. Yet, when even a modest wager is introduced, they will begin a weird game of cat & mouse, often not responding for hours. You are then, consequently, left not knowing whether your bet has been locked in.
(Guy 1) Hey Man! You won your bet!
(Guy 2) Yea...about that, I’m not really sure if I did or not.
(Guy 1) Ohhh no, you got macalooned, huh?
(Guy 2) Yep.
by The Knight of Right November 29, 2020
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Macaroonxx

A person made from macarons. Very cool person to hang with and is very funny and saves random screenshots that are worrying. Also goes by Mac, MacBook or MacDonald's
Person one: Hey! have you seen Macaroonxx?

Person two: No.. they're probably playing genshin
by Nakamoshii November 9, 2021
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macaroon asshole

A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.
Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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macagoonie

macagoonie is a goone mackenzie stinkyerie
macagoonie fart smell
by yomomma_ghtjykitouly April 30, 2021
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Macatoon

The act of masturbating to cartoon porn while Rubbing Mac n cheese on your genitalia until genitals are cooked medium rare
I’m going home to macatoon
by Bsnyder2018 March 6, 2018
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Crusty macaroon

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon
My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.
by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018
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