Skip to main content

Mafunzalo 

A disease in which one suffers from a severe lack of money.
dave: yo dick, you out tonight?

dick: nah man, gotta severe case of mafunzalo.

dave: oh well man maybe next week.
Mafunzalo by Strapped Student July 21, 2011
Related Words
A wrap "rolled up sandwich" commonly made in prison, made from tortilla chips crushed up added to a little milk to form the wrap. Anything else found from the prison canteen list is then added to form the contents of the wrap. For example: tuna, noodles, adobo, honey, summer sausage, cheese spread, and pretzels. To make a mafungo you first crush up the tortilla chips and add some milk in a small trash bag. When you get a dough formed, roll out onto a larger trash bag on a table. Add the contents of the sandwich on to of the dough mixture , now roll to make the wrap.
-You better throw in some canteen if your gonna eat our mafungo tonight.
-Whos turn is it to make the mafungo.
mafungo by JTM27 May 28, 2009
Common to those exposed to sea air, a particularly gamey form of toe jam consisting of dead skin cells, dirt, sweat, body oil, and lint that accumulates between one's toes.
"Jesus Peter, you need to do something about that nasty mafungo of yours," said the pedicurist.
mafungo by Rene Balzac January 7, 2012

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026