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Mafunzalo 

A disease in which one suffers from a severe lack of money.
dave: yo dick, you out tonight?

dick: nah man, gotta severe case of mafunzalo.

dave: oh well man maybe next week.
Mafunzalo by Strapped Student July 21, 2011
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A wrap "rolled up sandwich" commonly made in prison, made from tortilla chips crushed up added to a little milk to form the wrap. Anything else found from the prison canteen list is then added to form the contents of the wrap. For example: tuna, noodles, adobo, honey, summer sausage, cheese spread, and pretzels. To make a mafungo you first crush up the tortilla chips and add some milk in a small trash bag. When you get a dough formed, roll out onto a larger trash bag on a table. Add the contents of the sandwich on to of the dough mixture , now roll to make the wrap.
-You better throw in some canteen if your gonna eat our mafungo tonight.
-Whos turn is it to make the mafungo.
mafungo by JTM27 May 28, 2009
Common to those exposed to sea air, a particularly gamey form of toe jam consisting of dead skin cells, dirt, sweat, body oil, and lint that accumulates between one's toes.
"Jesus Peter, you need to do something about that nasty mafungo of yours," said the pedicurist.
mafungo by Rene Balzac January 7, 2012
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026