maff

Urban Arithmetic

I ain't doing too good in maff class.

by Pewgone Maypops August 21, 2016

Maffs

The teenagers word for Maths. A subject which is taken. Consists of 7 participles.
Pronounced maths.

Im off to maffs ou. I hate maffs ou. Maffs is gay ou.

by Guaca Moley December 05, 2007

maff

A verb that can mean absolutely anything
Can be easily mistaken for sexual innuendo.
Can be widely used as a sustitute for fuck.
Derived from MAF.

See also: MAF, maffing, maffed, maffs

1. "You just totally maffed up my hair, Sally!"
2. "I want to maff that CD"
3. "I could just maffing maff you up that maffing wall right now"
4. "I maffed paint all over your face"

etc.

by SID the goose October 04, 2007

the maff

The maff is a term coming from Britain about children who think they are gangsters.

Dave: Oy fam is the maff out tonight
Toby:yeah fella today we are going to egg some houses.

by Lewis Bridson November 18, 2017

quick maffs

A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"

Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs

by That_good_whyte_privilge November 12, 2017

quik maffs

two plus two is four minus one dats three quik maffs

buddy mans knos quik maffs

by BuddyBroSquadFamYo June 05, 2018

Maff

the shortest way to say "mother fucker"

"roc-pile up in this maff" -jroc (trailer park boys)

by anonymous May 07, 2025