Maesir
Maesir by Libralonix August 16, 2023
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mamsir
a pronoun used to address ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereof
Most commonly used in the Philippines where people are either unsure of whether you are a man or a woman, or they just can't be bothered to state the difference.
Most commonly used in the Philippines where people are either unsure of whether you are a man or a woman, or they just can't be bothered to state the difference.
maestrobater
"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."
"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
maestrobater by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007
Maestro's Conundrum
The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Maestro's Conundrum by boatbutter March 27, 2008
MeSir
Mansir
My secret girlfriends keep calling me while I’m with my wife, I’ll Mansir her to keep my double life in tact for the time being
Sorry, I didn’t mean to mansir you when you texted me.
Past participle: mansirred
Sorry, I didn’t mean to mansir you when you texted me.
Past participle: mansirred
Mansir by Jon Sauceman July 21, 2021
shars maestro
shars maestro by S mae November 2, 2020
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