Maesir

The most beautiful of all the men!

I wish i was as much a Maesir as Maesir is

by Libralonix August 16, 2023

mamsir

a pronoun used to address ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereof

Most commonly used in the Philippines where people are either unsure of whether you are a man or a woman, or they just can't be bothered to state the difference.

"Hoy! Pare, isang coke please."
"Yes, mamsir!"

by velle68 August 17, 2011

maestrobater

To conduct your penis as if you are conducting a symphony orchestra, usually to classical music.

"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."

"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."

"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."

by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

MeSir

The Boys or The best clan of all time

Yoooo “MeSir” is fire

by MeSir August 2, 2020

Mansir

To, purposely or otherwise, not respond to a phone call and/text message.

My secret girlfriends keep calling me while I’m with my wife, I’ll Mansir her to keep my double life in tact for the time being

Sorry, I didn’t mean to mansir you when you texted me.

Past participle: mansirred

by Jon Sauceman July 21, 2021

shars maestro

He Is a celebrity singer and multiinstrumentalist.
And by occupational he is a doctor

Shars maestro from india

by S mae November 2, 2020