The center of the universe (see Madrid es el centro del universo by El Gavira), the only city in Spain apart from Madrid. A city that became magical due to the elevated pollution what makes dreams come true. It is well known for its beaches (see Madrid Beach: Valencia), chocolate con churros and the world famous chotis. The only place in the world were you can find Isabel Díaz Ayuso (aka Ayuso-dominatrix) having caracoles and caña de mahou in the bar.
Pichi 1: Hey trunk! im so much horny about callos madrileños
Pichi 2: Yeah bro, it would rent a lot to be in Madriz rn.
Pichi 2: Yeah bro, it would rent a lot to be in Madriz rn.
by GatoLopez September 02, 2022