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Madisan has no friends and is mean towards everyone. She’s a bitch and only cares about her self and boys. She has a hairy pussy and and it smells like fish.

Dude 1: Ew what smells like fish

Dude 2: It’s probably Madisan I heard she never washes it

Dude 1: She’ll never get a man
Girl 1: Oh my god who is that hoe
Girl 2: It’s probably a Madisan
Madisan by Fishygal December 4, 2018
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james madison 

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

Madison Disease 

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro
Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021
A girl that may look and act confident but she's actually really shy. A girl that love to sing, dance, and just in general be ENERGETIC. When with friends she's wild, crazy, and weird. But be careful she is "fragile", weak, and sensitive. If she has to she'll whoop some ASS. She'll stand up for her friends. So if you have a Madisyn... be grateful.
Girl 1: OMG girl, you shoulda been there last night!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: Madisyn whooped some ass last night cuz somebody was messing with her friend!!!!
Girl 2: DAMN SHE A BADASS !!!!!!!!!!!
Madisyn by ML+CC May 31, 2018

MadisonTorsney

MadisonTorsney is a common rickroll. If you get someone MadisonTorsneyed or you get MadisonTorsneyed yourself, you have to immediately send €40 to Madison Torsney. I make no rules, do that.
'' MadisonTorsney! ''

'' What? ''

'' You got MadisonTorsneyed, loser ''
MadisonTorsney by MadsTorsney October 28, 2021

James Madison 

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
James Madison by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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