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Every african boy's best friend. Madembe is the african boy's partner in crime and is always first on the scene to anything entertaining to the said african first friend.
African boy Keni sees something lying on the floor in a black plastic bag... he then exclaimes the following

Keni: MADEMBE!!! .... Madembe come ova hare!... LOOKADIZ... wat is diz Madembe!?! Iz it voodoo... get it awte of hare... I do nat like diz!!!
Madembe by Beyy212 December 13, 2009
Words you can keep

madelbear 

An extremely sexy lady bear that is very loving and caring but could also be very vicious at times.
Hey is that a madelbear over there?
madelbear by Mikeos0321 September 30, 2017

phobin makembe 

Phobin Makembe is a tall boy with black hair and is dark-skinned. He doesn't open up much to people about his feelings but if he does he is really into you. He's more of a sportsperson and is the best young footballer out there. He is a loveable person and if you get to date him, he will never regret it. He loves to cuddle and is a good kisser, trust me.
Phobin Makembe is quite a prince charming with those abs and muscles.
phobin makembe by anonymous May 23, 2022

Mayember 

The month of May but it feels like November and December.
Here we are in 2021 and its a typical Mayember day, the heating is on the dog is wet and my coat is drying of by the fire.
Mayember by AndiPandiK May 16, 2021
Used as a name; a large man who always wants to be feared.
Man; Ka boy and Ka girl, come here💀
Girl; What do we do?
Boy; We can't do nothing, it's Masembe!
Masembe by Ka girl November 23, 2021

mademeowselle 

a person who has an army of cats and the power of womanly destruction by slamming pictures of hannibal lecter on people.
person 1: “hey does that person seriously make their cat wear military uniforms?”
person 2: “must be a mademeowselle judging by that handful of hannibal lecter print outs..”
person 1: “we need to seek shelter now.”
person 2: “RUN.”

Malembery 

A noble and mysterious man with quirky wit and a strong desirableness to him
I’m glad to have met him, he’s very Malembery
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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