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McRomance

The relationship between two people in the fastfood chain McDonalds
Joe: " there's this bangin' girl that I work with down at mickey d's and I think I wanna start up a McRomance."
by Bc189 April 20, 2009
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macromancer

A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.
"Dude, I was so drunk, thank god Sam went all Macromancer. That cheeseburger saved my life"
by LibDawg September 12, 2013
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cromance

Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.

A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.

Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.

Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.

Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.
“Hey dude, you chatting to that chic?”
“Yeh man, we got a little cromance going on.”

During quarantine, Sarah moved in with her boyfriend. They had a whirlwind cromance.

“Hey you wanna Zoom date tonight babe, time for some cromance?”
“Oh, babe, you’re so cromantic”
by Countdown July 28, 2020
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Micromance

Micro-Romance
Short term for concentrated short-lived romantic love affair
She had an exciting micromance with her surfing instructor in Hawaii
by ZoshR October 14, 2016
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metromance

A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.
Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?

Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.
by dajonts December 9, 2010
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microdance

Dancing is minimal movements so that no one will notice. Especially useful when rocking out to music in a crowded cafe or work setting.
Let's microdance to Gaga all day. I don't think anyone will notice.
by pagodasplan October 26, 2016
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Macromancer

A Macromancer is an macroeconomist who makes short term predictions about the economy, ie GDP growth and the stock market in general (while sector specific predictions often involve some degree of industry or subject domain knowledge, hence fall outside the realm of macromancy). Note, individuals without PhDs cannot be called macromancers. They must instead be referred to as acolytes of macromancy.
Bob: Are you still all in on equities? The economist on TV last night said we are on the verge of another recession from the trade war!
Frank: Don’t mind him. He’s just a macromancer. Stay the course and keep investing!
by Alexblablabla October 10, 2018
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