Maclean Highschool 

An awful school that smells like bat shit

"Man, John really is a Maclean Highschool! Might have to go see my friends in the cemetery after smelling him"

Maclean Highschool by John Ashhole69 September 6, 2018

McLean Highschool 

Somewhat of a small school. Although it is currently very high in ranking it is incredibly easy to "get it on". The girls there are generally insecure and the males are either drug lords or "emo pimps". To get "laid" there you must say to get a male booty call: "I'm so hot right now, I just want to take off my shirt". Or to get a feale booty call say: "I'm so depressed... (And where skinny jeans preferably).

Also, there is a somewhat large group of obese latina girls who often fight with the obese african-american girls (they are very loud). The youngest of these obese ethnic female clan is still residing in Longfellow Middle School.

"I just transfered here from McLean Highschool," said the stranger to room 208.
"How many times did you get fucked?" shouted a voice from the back of the class.

McLean Highschool by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010

McLean High School

A Fairfax County Public School located in McLean, Virginia. This institution is filled with brilliant scholars who study, while still finding time to enjoy themselves on the weekends. McLean High School triumphs over its rival, Langley High School, intellectually, mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, fashionably, and financially. Little do the teen millionaires of Langley High School know, there are other forms of wealth. At McLean, students enjoy a wealth of happiness, kindness, sportsmanship... That said, McLean forgives their Langley peers for their negative and insulting messages of hatred for Highlanders and McLean. Hopefully, their million-dollar homes have alien-sensitive security systems. MCLEAN HS HAS ALLIES.

The Situation:

A group of young McLean High School students is gracing the streets of downtown McLean when a Mom and her Langley child take notice of the godly figures entering a store.

Sugar Momma: "Who are those gorgeous and intellectual creatures?"

Whiney Wallace: "Those are Highlanders... McLEAN HIGHLANDERS!"

Sugar Momma: "You're not going to Langley ANYMORE."

McLean High School by NalgeneWaterBottle March 19, 2011

McLean High School

A school in McLean, Virginia. They are the home of the Highlanders. The football team is mediocre, and only ended a 4 year losing streak in 2019. The marching band is a 3x in a row state champ, though. That’s pretty redeeming. The 2019 marching band was hooked on guava candy, AKA orbs of ambrosia. Lots of kids hooked on juul and weed. Home of a ceiling and bunker demon. Less drugs and not as rich as it’s rival counterpart, Langley High School, also located in McLean. Major overcrowding in 2019. The school lost an outdoor basketball court to trailers due to this. McLean sports may not be the best, but the students have a ton of spirit. Tons of kids came to the games in the midst of the infamous losing streak. Do Langley kids have that much spirit?? I highly doubt it!!

Person 1: “Damn did you see how badly our football team keeps losing?”
Person 2: “Yeah, a shit ton of us showed up to the last game tho. We really pulled a McLean High School.”
Person 1: “Oh damn, isn’t that the cool school with the dope ass marching band who got top score overall at that competition we both happened to be at??”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s right. I feel like we could beat them in football, tho.”
Person 1: “Lmao you’re probably right about that.”

McLean High School by worm. October 15, 2019

mclean high school

McLean High School rocks my panties off!! It's way sweeter than Langley bc only half of the kids do coke verse the entire student population, which means we actually graduate and go to college instead of living off daddy's money. The ladies of MHS are fine as hell! They don't cake their faces with make up or get plastic surgery like the Langley bitches. Our parties are always wilder but unfortunately less frequent, bc our parents aren't in rehab.
heather may

you might NOT be a cheap whore but you ARE wearing a cheap whore's uniform. very confusing.

mclean high school by Heather May April 30, 2005

mclean high school

totally kick ass school, some rich kids, but nothing compared to those langley whores. everyone thinks we suck at sports, but fuck u, we beat u in cheerleading, baseball, and at the first guys basketball games (u fckin langley fairweather fans--yeah that was me yelling)...our football program is gettin a hell of a lot better cuz of coach rivera comin (hes a beast)...got a few freshman sluts (cough marissa cough) and a few bitches (cough kimby cough) but i mean u compare 2 stupid girls to a school full of em...im damn glad im a highlander

H-I-G-H-L-A-N-D-E-R-S oh yes cause we are the best!!!

mclean high school by MCLEAN KICKS ASS!!!! April 21, 2005

mclean high school

The fucking gayest school ever created. Highlanders? Man, fuck that gay shit. They all suck so much dick and cant do anything in sports. Fuck you bitches at McLean

1:Dude I go to Mclean!
2:Wow dude...go kill yourself bitch...

mclean high school by Fuck Mclean May 7, 2005