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dirty macking
Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.
John: "I'll be right back guys"
Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."
Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"
John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
John: "I'll be right back guys"
Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."
Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"
John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
dirty macking by Russ December 16, 2006
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Mike Macking
Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.
I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!
I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.
I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.
Mike Macking by Van Thos December 9, 2012
cold dawg macking
To flirt with a person and to do so with charisma, poise, and self-confidence. The result is an interested person, which could lead to future sexual endeavors. Other people wish and train to attempt to reach this level of flirting.
cold dawg macking by El_Mack_del_305 January 23, 2008
G macking
G macking by Perrone 0.0 July 23, 2009
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