Mackereld 

To be duped into dating a transvestite.

Did you hear about jimmy? He went on a date with what he thought was a chick but when they went back to his place he found out the hard way he got mackereld!

Mackereld by Rebelforalostcause January 6, 2020

Red Mackerel 

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

Red Mackerel by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

Holy Mother Mackerel 

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

Holy Mother Mackerel by institutional March 16, 2017

mackarel 

A fish used in sentences.

Holy mackarel!

mackarel by mnidaydwisww March 22, 2011

Mackerel Kiss 

When a women lowers down onto a man's face and gently blows a queef in his face to wake him up in the morning.

Leslie woke up Jeremy with a Mackerel Kiss and he was not happy!

Mackerel Kiss by HD/LW September 9, 2010

holy mackerel 

Holy mackerel is an expression of surprise, astonishment, joy, glee, incrudulity.

Holy mackerel is an ejaculatory term - meaning it occurs rather sudden.

The meaning of the name is an oxymoron, as the mackerel (Atlantic mackerel) is one of the smellier fish and juxtaposed against the Holy, there is nothing Holy about that smell. So in other words its a bit ironic and thus is funny to hear.

Holy Mackerel, Batman is a fav culture classic from the 1960's TV series show Batman that starred Adam West and Burt Ward.

Holy Mackerel Batman !

holy mackerel by Byron Whiteson III August 29, 2009

mackered 

Very tired or very drunk

"You were mackered last night mate"
"Nah not tonight mate, I'm mackered from work"

mackered by floorey March 22, 2008