Mackerel 

A slang term representing one U.S. dollar, generally used amongst fellow poker players.

That bluff just cost me three hundred mackerels.

Mackerel by HammerHeads March 1, 2008

mackerel 

An idiot, dickhead, mug etc

How are Chelsea better than Arsenal you fuckin Mackerel.

mackerel by The Dalai Longer November 12, 2004

mackerel 

Mackerel is a common name of different fish species, mostly from the family Scombridae.

I'm not much of a mackerel snacker.

mackerel by pie master August 13, 2006

Mackerel 

Some one who uses apple/ mac technology ( i-phone, mac book etc.)

'Sam is a mackerel, I'm a PC'

Mackerel by Alice J May 21, 2010

Mackerel 

Lacking physique and consisting purely of skin and bones - A mackerel has a spiny back with quite a large gut. When looking at a mackerel, people will often say ''eugh, you seen dat mackerel.''

A Mackerel has no legs or arms, but a fleshy torso. One particular type of mackerel has been spotted in and around the Weymouth area, lurking about with a salmon.

Boy: Look at that lad der

Boy 2: Dats dat lad josh

Boy: Oh yeh, stupid mackerel

Mackerel by weymouthboy January 17, 2011

mackerel 

A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.

"That persons outfit and facial hair were Mackerel Madness"

Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.

mackerel by Max Mackerel July 12, 2005

Mackerel Kiss 

When a women lowers down onto a man's face and gently blows a queef in his face to wake him up in the morning.

Leslie woke up Jeremy with a Mackerel Kiss and he was not happy!

Mackerel Kiss by HD/LW September 9, 2010