A slang term representing one U.S. dollar, generally used amongst fellow poker players.
That bluff just cost me three hundred mackerels.
by HammerHeads March 2, 2008
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Some one who uses apple/ mac technology ( i-phone, mac book etc.)
'Sam is a mackerel, I'm a PC'
by Alice J May 21, 2010
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Lacking physique and consisting purely of skin and bones - A mackerel has a spiny back with quite a large gut. When looking at a mackerel, people will often say ''eugh, you seen dat mackerel.''

A Mackerel has no legs or arms, but a fleshy torso. One particular type of mackerel has been spotted in and around the Weymouth area, lurking about with a salmon.
Boy: Look at that lad der

Boy 2: Dats dat lad josh

Boy: Oh yeh, stupid mackerel
by weymouthboy January 16, 2011
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How are Chelsea better than Arsenal you fuckin Mackerel.
by The Dalai Longer November 12, 2004
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Mackerel is a common name of different fish species, mostly from the family Scombridae.
I'm not much of a mackerel snacker.

by pie master August 13, 2006
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A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.
"That persons outfit and facial hair were Mackerel Madness"

Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.
by Max Mackerel July 1, 2005
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A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.
Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.
by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019
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