mackered

Very tired or very drunk

"You were mackered last night mate"
"Nah not tonight mate, I'm mackered from work"

by floorey March 22, 2008

Red Mackerel

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

Holy Mother Mackerel

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

by institutional March 16, 2017

Mackerel Kiss

When a women lowers down onto a man's face and gently blows a queef in his face to wake him up in the morning.

Leslie woke up Jeremy with a Mackerel Kiss and he was not happy!

by HD/LW September 9, 2010

holy mackerel

Holy mackerel is an expression of surprise, astonishment, joy, glee, incrudulity.

Holy mackerel is an ejaculatory term - meaning it occurs rather sudden.

The meaning of the name is an oxymoron, as the mackerel (Atlantic mackerel) is one of the smellier fish and juxtaposed against the Holy, there is nothing Holy about that smell. So in other words its a bit ironic and thus is funny to hear.

Holy Mackerel, Batman is a fav culture classic from the 1960's TV series show Batman that starred Adam West and Burt Ward.

Holy Mackerel Batman !

by Byron Whiteson III August 29, 2009

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Holy Mackerel

An expression used when something happens that is unexpected HOLY MACKEREL!

Holy mackerel I was never expecting that DOG to jump on me. I feel like going out and catching an actual mackerel to settle my nerves. Holy mackerel

by S.Dawg June 3, 2017