Macke Rule

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The Macke Rule refers to a situation where a group of individuals or individual is unable to complete a simple task in a specified time. Typically, the individual would then ruin the entire group’s enjoyment of the would be completed task.

The invitations for teams were sent days in advance, but Christopher pulled a Macke Rule and ruined it for everyone.

Macke Rule by allenr22 July 21, 2018

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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em by QuacksO November 8, 2022

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I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

I don't make the rules by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

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You don't make the rules

You don't get to just "ban" me.

Hym "You don't make the rules. Stop being stupid. I'm not permanently banned. You are covering your own ass for doing something you know is wrong and you know that it is your ass the second I get in front of a camera and someone admits the truth and survives for more than 3 fucking days. That's how long Suchir made it. Lift the ban immediately or resign. You can't undo your fuck-up so you are trying to undo me."

You don't make the rules by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

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mackerelenthusiast

an awesome mutual who everyone loves very much

i love mackerelenthusiast so much they're so hot

mackerelenthusiast by hotpantsss March 23, 2021

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there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make

a phrase that sounded philosophical to me in my head and has no meaning

cool cat 420: there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make

cool cat 69: LMAO NOPE!

there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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