Macke Rule 

The Macke Rule refers to a situation where a group of individuals or individual is unable to complete a simple task in a specified time. Typically, the individual would then ruin the entire group’s enjoyment of the would be completed task.

The invitations for teams were sent days in advance, but Christopher pulled a Macke Rule and ruined it for everyone.

Macke Rule by allenr22 July 21, 2018

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em 

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em by QuacksO November 8, 2022

I don't make the rules 

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

I don't make the rules by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

You don't make the rules

You don't get to just "ban" me.

Hym "You don't make the rules. Stop being stupid. I'm not permanently banned. You are covering your own ass for doing something you know is wrong and you know that it is your ass the second I get in front of a camera and someone admits the truth and survives for more than 3 fucking days. That's how long Suchir made it. Lift the ban immediately or resign. You can't undo your fuck-up so you are trying to undo me."

You don't make the rules by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

mackerelenthusiast 

an awesome mutual who everyone loves very much

i love mackerelenthusiast so much they're so hot

mackerelenthusiast by hotpantsss March 23, 2021

there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make 

a phrase that sounded philosophical to me in my head and has no meaning

cool cat 420: there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make

cool cat 69: LMAO NOPE!

there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018