maciness

The extent to which someone owns products made by Apple. One who owns a lot of Apple products would be be considered to be high on the "maciness" scale.

Your maciness just reached a new level with the purchase of a macbook pro!

by Wakinglife115 December 27, 2009

Mainess

Mainess is a loving girl! you will fully fall for her she's funny all the time. never sadden her cause you may never exprience love! when you be friend with her you will miss her every day! she can change your life

I miss Mainess have you seen her around?

by anonymous April 9, 2021

macness

Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.

Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)

Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)

Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)

by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010

Macinese

The name given to people who are extremely obsessive about their Macintosh computers. They abide by the laws established by Steve Jobs, and will senselessly blurt out profanity containing Microsoft.

I had used Windows for 12 plus years, but when I switched to OS X I found out that I was quickly becoming Macinese.

by William Stuller July 25, 2008