Macinthot
Macinthot by IbraDiallo January 22, 2014
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Macintosh Plus
Macintosh Plus by aidan9030 February 27, 2017
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Big Macintosh
A minor character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Big Macintosh is the older brother of Applejack, who is usually seen helping out on the farm, Sweet Apple Acres. He's known for saying "eeyup" and "nnope."
Big Macintosh has been under at least two love spells. In the first case, he loved Twilight Sparkle's doll Smartie Pants, and in the second case he was given a love potion--ahem, love poison, and became fixated on Cheerilee until the curse was broken.
Big Macintosh manages to be best pony, even though he doesn't say much.
Big Macintosh has been under at least two love spells. In the first case, he loved Twilight Sparkle's doll Smartie Pants, and in the second case he was given a love potion--ahem, love poison, and became fixated on Cheerilee until the curse was broken.
Big Macintosh manages to be best pony, even though he doesn't say much.
Big Macintosh by colorshy June 1, 2012
Macintosh Hoe
Macintosh Hoe by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018
Sweaty Macintosh
The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.
Sweaty Macintosh by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010
Macintosh sucks
'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.
Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
Macintosh sucks by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013
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