Macintoosh 

Macintoosh

–noun

1. A person who owns a Mac computer and is an asshole because of it.

2. A shitty Macintosh computer.

George just bought a Mac. I heard he was being a Macintoosh to the waitress. He ordered a Venti, she gave him a 23 ounce beverage. He flipped!

Macintoosh by JackMalice September 25, 2010

Macintosh Plus

One of the founding fathers of vaporwave. Also known as Vektroid. A E S T H E T I C B A B Y

>Hey man did you check out that new song by Macintosh Plus?
>Yeah, it's very A E S T H E T I C

Macintosh Plus by aidan9030 February 27, 2017

McIntosh Reeboks 

Rubber white "Shrimper Boots" that are frequently seen in coastal regions and worn moslty by fishermen, crabers, and shrimpers. McIntosh is a county in Southeast Georgia where everyone wears them.

A guy came into Wal-Mart sporting some McIntosh Reeboks!

McIntosh Reeboks by 93P10 December 15, 2009

Big Macintosh 

A minor character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Big Macintosh is the older brother of Applejack, who is usually seen helping out on the farm, Sweet Apple Acres. He's known for saying "eeyup" and "nnope."

Big Macintosh has been under at least two love spells. In the first case, he loved Twilight Sparkle's doll Smartie Pants, and in the second case he was given a love potion--ahem, love poison, and became fixated on Cheerilee until the curse was broken.

Big Macintosh manages to be best pony, even though he doesn't say much.

Big Macintosh: Eeeeeyup.

Big Macintosh by colorshy June 1, 2012

Full McIntosh 

A sex act that involves getting pegged while having a pair of hoop earings tightly twisted around the testicles.

Jon is so much into being a submissive now, I hear the only way he can cum is when Anita gives him a Full McIntosh

Full McIntosh by PiddyX April 2, 2015

Macintosh Hoe 

When you see a girl with an ass that looks like someone took a bite out of the Macintosh logo

Straight after being rejected that nigga found himself a Macintosh hoe

Macintosh Hoe by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018

Macuntosh 

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor

They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon

Macuntosh by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020