Machochism 

Masochism, but macho.

The TV-show ‘Man vs. Wild’ with Bear Grills is so masochistic yet macho, we should define a new word in Urban Dictionary called ‘Machochism’.

Machochism by ypschfckro May 9, 2022

Suicidal Masochism

When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.

Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."

Suicidal Masochism by Ac11037 November 27, 2020

workplace masochism 

When you choose to nearly work yourself to death, citing heavy job responsibility as the reason you have no life beyond your work.

Immediately following getting sober, I indulged in about five years of dedicated workplace masochism.

workplace masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

garage sale masochism 

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

garage sale masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

bicycle masochism 

Self-punishment by bicycle, where you ride until you are nearly dead.

He had an extreme form of bicycle masochism whereas the circumference of his calves matched that of his head.

bicycle masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

thrift shop masochism 

An insatiable need to go into every thrift store you see and buy something uniquely hideous no matter how badly you wish you could just keep going.

My thrift shop masochism has intensified beyond a manageable stage since I saw Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ video masterpiece.

thrift shop masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

brassiere masochism 

A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.

My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.

brassiere masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019