Macochist 

A person who buys a Mac computer with previous knowledge of their performance.

Meredith: I so hate this new laptop I bought.
Chuck: What'd you do, buy a Mac?
Meredith: Um...maaayyyybeeee....
Chuck: You macochist!

Macochist by dangzitjim5723 June 28, 2011

masochist 

Person who enjoys writing/using java

A: What is he doing the project in?
B: JAVA! What a masochist...

masochist by ~javauser July 21, 2023

Masochist 

A person who enjoys, or takes pleasure, in feeling pain. The term is not necessarily sexual.

I think Charlie might be a masochist, Jane.

Masochist by wildcannon46 December 18, 2015

Masochist 

Markiplier

Mark Fischbach is a masochist

Masochist by Susan, destroyer of souls March 20, 2020

Masochist 

Markiplier

The Unus Annus trolley problem. If you do nothing, Mark and Ethan will be crushed by the trolley, but none of the unus annus videos will be deleted. If you pull the lever, all the videos will disappear, but Mark and Ethan will live. Ethan is sleeping peacefully and is unaware of the danger but Mark wants to be hit by the trolley NOT because he's a masochist but just because he wants to see if his body can handle it. Go on. He wants you to do it. He can take it. You don't need to worry about Ethan. Just let him rest. It will be okay. Just let it happen.

Masochist by yaxmissxme July 23, 2020

Masochistic Friendship 

1. Deriving pleasure from the pain of a friendship that you wish was something more.

2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.

3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.

The guy knew that continuing to talk too, and hang out with, her would mean he's in a masochistic friendship at best.

He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.

Masochistic Friendship by -DJP- September 27, 2011

Masochist 

A masochist is someone who feels pleasure from or enjoys the feeling of pain. This can be sexual pleasure, but is not always.

John enjoys pain, meaning he is a masochist

Masochist by TheFrenchDuck December 29, 2020