hev-ee muh-shee-nuh-ree

The highest form of tool, given to those who exceed the status of tool,power tool,tool bag, tool box, and Home Depot. Having no mind of there own,following everything and anyone to try and fit in. Said machinery is completley aware of their status but continues to be used.

i.e Going bag shopping with a girl you have no chance with
and paying
Person #1: You see that guy in The Gap
Person#2: There's some Heavy Machinery over there

Heavy Machinery by pijilip October 31, 2010

Heavy Machinery

A plus size woman

Guy #1: Bro I didn’t buy tinder gold just to swipe through some heavy machinery

Guy #2: Bruh that’s brutal

Heavy Machinery by Inspector February 13, 2023

Operating heavy machinery

Using a penis to masturbate or have sex.

I’m gonna be operating heavy machinery to night.

Operating heavy machinery by AverageNewYorker October 11, 2022

farm machinery

Tools used to harvest crops in agricultural operations.

What do you call a barn-full of niggas?....antique farm machinery.

farm machinery by gladheateher October 2, 2007

textile machinery enquiry business

business enquiry from textile cloth mfg

sectional warping machine

textile machinery enquiry business by vijay March 8, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026