Mac friend 

a person who sells you on overpriced hardware with overpriced software, which none of your friends have any idea how to fix when it goes wrong, so you have to rely solely on the person who recommended the mac to you, who's normally too busy to provide support. Written from personal experience, friend's experiences, and also, I work tech support, and supporting customers who's friends told them a Macintosh was better and are never around when they have problems.

Well, my mac friend said these are great computers. I can't get a hold of him. How do you set up Mac Mail / Entourage?

Mac friend by one_black_chocobo November 11, 2008

Mac Fiend  

A specie of human who will compulsively buy any product as long as there is a lower case "i" in front of its name.

my friend is such a Mac Fiend he says things like "hey dude i waited in line for three and a half days to get my new iToaster. I love it even though it cost 580 dollars more than my other one and has the same functionality!!!"

Mac Fiend by Eli Buddah March 10, 2008

Big Mac V Fried Rice 

A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.

I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.

Big Mac V Fried Rice by Gagemdeep April 8, 2022

McFriend 

Not as good as a real friend but you use one from time to time to fill a need.
Not someone you would ahng out with long term, a temporary solution to boredom/loneliness.
Someone you pick up when you need them and go without when you dont.
Can be applied to same-sex and opposite sex relationships, of the platonic or sexual nature.
In most cases the nature of the McFriendship goes one way, with one person being the consumer and the other the provider.

the person you email when bored at work because you know they will reply

the person you hook up with at the end of a night in town because they are there and you didnt pick up anyone else

cara: hey beth do you wana go out tonight?
beth: sure
cara: can you drive? i have no money
beth: you are such a user am i just a mcfriend to you??

adam: did you hook up with beth again last night? do you like her or something?
jimmy: nah shes just my mcfriend

McFriend by B* October 31, 2006

Manfriend 

A male significant other that possesses a higher level of maturity than the typical "boyfriend". It is usually a term used by women that have very high standards in a relationship and do not have the patience to tolerate immature bullshit.

"Is Julie still dating whats-his-face?"
"Nah dude, she upgraded to a Manfriend."

"Wow that is one classy fellow....definitely Manfriend material."

Manfriend by jkulaga February 9, 2010

McFriend Face

McFriend Face is a term for a friendly faced neighbourhood cat.

it's just a McFriend Face dicking with some tuna, Jean

McFriend Face by O'hara22 July 7, 2010

Pseudo Manfriend 

Someone a girl continuously has sex with, but you do not consider yourselves in any sort of relationship. "Friends with benefits," possibly minus the "friends" part. No strings attached, a purely sexual relationship. Pseudo meaning not real, manfriend because girls like men, not boys.

I'm so drunk, I'm going to call my pseudo manfriend tonight to see if he wants to hang out.

I haven't gotten laid in forever, I miss my pseudo manfriend, the sex was so good.

Pseudo Manfriend by Bulie Jern March 10, 2013