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MaWhines 

In the game of American Football, a MaWhines is an NFL quarteback who whines after your player clearly was offsides, yet you believe your seven years of preferential treatment by referees should continue in perpetuity. Thereafter, as MaWhines, you whine to the referees, the opposing quarterback, the media, and your fanboys when this preferential treatment ends.”
MaWhines was so mad when the TD was called back because his receiver was clearly offsides, so he blamed his team’s loss on the refs.
MaWhines by MaWhines Whisperer December 11, 2023
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the mitchells vs the machines 

The Mitchells vs the machines is a 2021 animated comedy family movie based around a teenager that is going through relationship problems with her dad, and when the dad, Rick Mitchell (voiced by Danny McBride) cancels her tickets to college to have a family road trip, the robot uprising begins from the company pal. The whole family has to save the world from doom as the robots decide to put humanity into space forever. In my opinion, this movie was a great movie to watch on Netflix.
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Blaze and the Monster Machines 

A kids show on nick jr. about living monster trucks doing stuff (probably drugs).
person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!

the suicide machines 

one of the best freakn punk bands in the world
man, those guys are almost as good as the suicide machines

Micro Machines 

Micro Machines was a line of toy cars and the like sold in the U.S. from the late 1980s to the mid-late 1990s by Galoob (now owned by Hasbro). They were much smaller than Hot Wheels and Matchbox and came in packages of five. The line also included many playsets, most notably the Highways and Biways collection of restaurants, car washes, farms, etc., connected by plastic track pieces.
Guy #1: Dude, you still have all your old Micro Machines?
Guy #2: Hell yeah, I grew up with those things!

the suicide machines 

The suicide machines sing about how stupid our government is!
the suicide machines by bitchy October 12, 2003

rise of the machines 

when a man realizes that his main goal on this earth is to inseminate as many women as possible.
Yo, that dawg experienced the "rise of the machines", he's fucking anything that moves.
rise of the machines by nycnice February 14, 2007