MY DICK! refers to a simple interjection that can show emphasis on a particular subject. This term can be used in any part of a sentence; it is neither a noun nor a verb. MY DICK! is said with no emotion of the body, other than the serious “What now” look on the face. MY DICK! originated in south Asia by Dan Moody as boredom took its toll in the immense heat. It has been used to make people laugh, but also to deplete one’s self confidence. Use this term whenever you want, however you want, and wherever you want. Still to this day, there has never been a come back to the term, MY DICK!
Hey, I found the remote control; looks like it was on MY DICK!
I found the part you need to order. It's called MY DICK!
Hey Soldier, you better stand at MY DICK! when talking to an NCO.
I found the part you need to order. It's called MY DICK!
Hey Soldier, you better stand at MY DICK! when talking to an NCO.
by 92's May 13, 2011
A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
by Justin October 13, 2004
by Sigmaxxing May 08, 2020
Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010
by AWESOME364859 March 13, 2010
A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008