When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

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musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

musketing by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

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Musket Ball

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.

"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?

Musket Ball by karfighting September 27, 2009

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dust musket

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and quickly removes his penis and spins around then proceeds to quickly shove the females face in between his ass cheeks and blows a huge fart.

Andrea was giving Ricky fellatio when he abruptly pulled out to give her a smelly dust musket, Andrea then vomited and passed out.

dust musket by Gerkster1983 May 13, 2016

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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