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MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.
my mouth dick needs chinese take away
MOUTH DICK by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

Top Mouth Dick 

That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.
Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”
Top Mouth Dick by Pizzashop June 30, 2022

two dick mouth 

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'
Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
two dick mouth by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013

Poop Dick Mouth 

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.
Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth
Poop Dick Mouth by Mooooop February 21, 2011

Dick mouth

When you wake up first thing in the morning and your mouth tastes like you have swollowed buckets of cum.
I didnt kiss my girlfriend in the morning in the morning cause she had Dick Mouth
Dick mouth by Howie Felltersnatch October 24, 2007

dick-mouth 

what ur girl gets after she just got through giving u a blow-jay.
Man 1: Yeah sometimes i can't even kiss my gf.

Man 2: Why is that?

Man 1: Because she usually has a case of dick-mouth.
dick-mouth by sylarfan187 April 1, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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