Monkeyfunk

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Basically just a slightly more polite word for 'fuck'

What the monkeyfunk happened last night?

Monkeyfunk by Matt Squires April 16, 2008

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MONKEYFUNK

A type of music originating in omaha nebraska The old U.P.C. Studios down by the tracks in 1957

That's some messed up Monkeyfunk ... let's hear again ...

MONKEYFUNK by weewillie May 30, 2019

Related Words

Monkeyfunk • monkey funker • monkey funky • monkeyfuck • Monkeybunked • monkeyfuckingcockboy • monkeyfukker • A Monkeyfuck • monkey fucker • Monkey Dunk

Monkeybunked

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"

Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!

Monkeybunked by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

Monkeychunk

A palm-sized piece of excrement, firm in consistency and suitable for throwing.

Looking down into the toilet, Nancy beamed with pride at the monkeychunk she'd just pinched and in a primal moment, wished she were in the primate house at the zoo.

Monkeychunk by URallabunchofidiots June 23, 2018

monkeypuck

Nickname for monkey pox. Puck is an evil spirit.

Don't go get intimate with Jason, he has monkeypuck.

monkeypuck by monkeypuck May 24, 2022

Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"

Exactly, just what is this monkey funk?

Monkey Funk by alynmo May 15, 2010

MonkeyPunched

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.

Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!

MonkeyPunched by jbadd April 26, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026