Monkeyfunk

Basically just a slightly more polite word for 'fuck'

What the monkeyfunk happened last night?

by Matt Squires April 16, 2008

MONKEYFUNK

A type of music originating in omaha nebraska The old U.P.C. Studios down by the tracks in 1957

That's some messed up Monkeyfunk ... let's hear again ...

by weewillie May 30, 2019

Monkeybunked

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"

Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!

by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

Monkeychunk

A palm-sized piece of excrement, firm in consistency and suitable for throwing.

Looking down into the toilet, Nancy beamed with pride at the monkeychunk she'd just pinched and in a primal moment, wished she were in the primate house at the zoo.

by URallabunchofidiots June 23, 2018

monkeypuck

Nickname for monkey pox. Puck is an evil spirit.

Don't go get intimate with Jason, he has monkeypuck.

by monkeypuck May 24, 2022

Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"

Exactly, just what is this monkey funk?

by alynmo May 15, 2010

MonkeyPunched

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.

Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!

by jbadd April 26, 2009