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Molesta-van 

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.
Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!
Molesta-van by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008
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molesto van 

A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids.
"Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!"
molesto van by mary lozi March 23, 2008

Molest Me Van

1970s Delivery or Cargo Van that has no windows except for windshield and front windows.
There was a molest me van parked near the school.
Molest Me Van by MikeGV March 1, 2005

MOLESTAVAN

An 18 passenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. The driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, "Hi, my van smells like struggle."
Did you see that molestavan drive by? That was creepy!
MOLESTAVAN by Salmndr April 10, 2008
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022