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Meet me in the bathroom
Christine sends a text to a strange man in the bar stating MMITB. If the man follows her in she puts out.
MMITB by syc0r January 5, 2009
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Discord community known for racism, uneducated people and "slaves".
friend: I joined MITB!
me: Oh me too!
MITB by imtrashlmao July 31, 2018
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Beautiful boy cat with fuzzy black fur and fluffy black feet.
Mmit Claws has fuzzy black paws.
Mmit by nozoldlady February 27, 2008
More Money Than Brains!!!
MMTB is a demonstration of an individual as to their spending prowess usually just to impress others. One who has and spends frivilously copious amounts of money on tastless, garish, and random material posessions.
mmtb by dalefx January 3, 2007
Ex:I want you back

Me:mmwtb(miss me with that bullshit)
mmwtb by Hop_on_dat.dick April 1, 2017
Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man. Originated from a book which shed some light about Michael Moore's methods.
Non-critical thinker: Hey yo, I just saw Farenhight 9/11 and it opened up my eyes man. Michael Moore is so smart!
Critical thinker: Hey dumbass, MMIABFSWM. Half that shit is misrepresented and the other half is fabricated.
MMIABFSWM by Disperz September 6, 2004
money in the bank is any task or game winning move that is nearly impossible to screw up.
zachs' winning shot on the 9 ball was mitb.
mitb by kger December 21, 2006
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
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