MMITB

Meet me in the bathroom

Christine sends a text to a strange man in the bar stating MMITB. If the man follows her in she puts out.

by syc0r January 5, 2009

MITB

Discord community known for racism, uneducated people and "slaves".

friend: I joined MITB!
me: Oh me too!

by imtrashlmao July 31, 2018

Mmit

Beautiful boy cat with fuzzy black fur and fluffy black feet.

Mmit Claws has fuzzy black paws.

by nozoldlady February 27, 2008

mmtb

More Money Than Brains!!!

MMTB is a demonstration of an individual as to their spending prowess usually just to impress others. One who has and spends frivilously copious amounts of money on tastless, garish, and random material posessions.

by dalefx January 3, 2007

mmwtb

Miss me with that bullshit

Ex:I want you back

Me:mmwtb(miss me with that bullshit)

by Hop_on_dat.dick April 1, 2017

MMIABFSWM

Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man. Originated from a book which shed some light about Michael Moore's methods.

Non-critical thinker: Hey yo, I just saw Farenhight 9/11 and it opened up my eyes man. Michael Moore is so smart!
Critical thinker: Hey dumbass, MMIABFSWM. Half that shit is misrepresented and the other half is fabricated.

by Disperz September 6, 2004

mitb

money in the bank is any task or game winning move that is nearly impossible to screw up.

zachs' winning shot on the 9 ball was mitb.

by kger December 21, 2006