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mm's kitten 

-Heyyy are you an mm's kitten

-WTF DOES THAT MEAN

-Ahhh nothing fam

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m 

Let
Me

Suck
Your
Dick
Until
You

Nut
In
My
Mouth
Your mans sitting at the end of the bed and your like “l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m”

Palm M&M's 

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.
Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)

Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.

(As Rick starts to open his hand)

Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.
Palm M&M's by pringleballs January 13, 2012

Penis m&m’s 

When a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom
Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house

Boy M&M's  

The Ones with nuts
I like the boy M&M's better than the plain.
Boy M&M's by Slovak Mechanic October 17, 2008
Trail mix for fat kids.
Fat Kid 1: *pants heavily* man, this is one exhausting hike

Kid 2: dude we're walking across the street to your house

Fat Kid 1: *oblivious* it's cool i brought some M&M's to keep me going
M&M's by NotSoSlimShady6969 October 3, 2013