MM’s
MM’s by Mona Lee 215 April 22, 2023
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mm's kitten by quandaledingleson August 1, 2022
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Palm M&M's
The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.
Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)
Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.
(As Rick starts to open his hand)
Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.
Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.
(As Rick starts to open his hand)
Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.
Palm M&M's by pringleballs January 13, 2012
Penis m&m’s
When a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom
Penis m&m’s by Nicholas Oaks May 2, 2018
Boy M&M's
Boy M&M's by Slovak Mechanic October 17, 2008
M&M's
Fat Kid 1: *pants heavily* man, this is one exhausting hike
Kid 2: dude we're walking across the street to your house
Fat Kid 1: *oblivious* it's cool i brought some M&M's to keep me going
Kid 2: dude we're walking across the street to your house
Fat Kid 1: *oblivious* it's cool i brought some M&M's to keep me going
M&M's by NotSoSlimShady6969 October 3, 2013
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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