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Three letters for Maxwell Jacob Friedman. A pro wrestler (currently in All Elite Wrestling) who is better than you and you know it. Salt of the Earth.
MJF gets no respect, because he's Salt of the Earth, but he is better than you and you know it.
MJF by TheLadySpeaks May 19, 2020
Words you can keep
Ah I don’t wanna go to that bar tonight mjf gonna be there you know I can only handle one day a week of him.
MJF by Flaccid pancakes April 7, 2021
Related Words
mjf MJFAM Mjfatz mjfc MJFin MJ Fantasy MJ FERMEZ LA
Maxwell Jacob Friedman: a man who will make your pussy throb
Damn did you see MJF on AEW last week? Damn she’s sexy as fuck
mjf by Mpsjsksnsmd c January 23, 2020
A Michael Jackson fans/stans base around the world.
I love the MJFAM.
MJFAM by CUTEMJ24 May 23, 2014
MJFin is when a person u know is uncontrollably shaking becus either he or she is nervous or theyre just wierd. MJF clearly stands for michael jay fox. its pretty fucked up . but wutever
me: Angie ur MJFin like ma balls.
Angie: < dead cus she ended up having a seizure
One who immensely enjoys collard greens, chitlins, fried chicken, watermelon, and tootsie rolls. Known to frequent his kitchen often, mainly to admire the "God bless this kitchen sign" his mother made him.
Jason: So he's an Mj?
Cliff: The biggest
Jason: At least he doesn't have to work for a living
Cliff: Welfare > Working
Jason: True, true.
Mjfatz by <3 February 21, 2003
Mjfc are a group of people who are all incredibly sexy other then George who actually is so fit and attractive that a new word was made to describe him “a leng ting
“I think the Mjfc are like a k-pop band but more breadable, I would have so much Sex with Thomas green the fit man” - Mizuku san
mjfc by Muzuku san December 2, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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