MJFAM 

A Michael Jackson fans/stans base around the world.

I love the MJFAM.

MJFAM by CUTEMJ24 May 23, 2014

McFamily 

A mixture of people with very different life experiences and backgrounds that come together and create a warm and loving environment under one roof to deliver amazing QSC &V and help make our arches shine brighter every day.

When someone from McDonald's gets married and there are more people from your McFamily there than your biological family.

McFamily by A-Fitzy October 17, 2011

MyFamily'sPooraphobia 

The irrational fear of going into a store realizing your family is poor and you cant afford expensive clothes that you dont need.

Kyle: "Hey wanna go to Brooks Brothers and check out their new spring selection?"
Brian: "No I think I might have MyFamily'sPooraphobia...."
Kyle: "That's a shame."

MyFamily'sPooraphobia by MeowMeowMeow26 January 17, 2011

Mjfatz

One who immensely enjoys collard greens, chitlins, fried chicken, watermelon, and tootsie rolls. Known to frequent his kitchen often, mainly to admire the "God bless this kitchen sign" his mother made him.

Jason: So he's an Mj?
Cliff: The biggest
Jason: At least he doesn't have to work for a living
Cliff: Welfare > Working
Jason: True, true.

Mjfatz by <3 February 21, 2003

MFAM 

The opposite of what stonecorsair said

Friend 1: Hey did you see Stonecorsair's definition of MFAM?

Friend 2: Yeah, he sounds like the very thing he's criticizing MFAM for. Plus it looks like he has a hard time typing a grammatically correct sentence.

MFAM by Guts186 September 20, 2021

MFAM 

Exactly what stonecorsair said

Hey did you see stonecorsairs definition of MFAM?

Yeah bro it was spot on. The other guys a fucking idiot tho

MFAM by Lmaort June 11, 2023

Mafamotician 

Ma·fa·mo·ti·cian

1. A person skilled or proficient in the practice of counting or measuring.

2. A professional that practices the art of maf.

student may say: When I'm groanup, I'm gonna be a mafamotician!

See: Maf

Mafamotician by JagDaug January 29, 2005