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A Michael Jackson fans/stans base around the world.
I love the MJFAM.
MJFAM by CUTEMJ24 May 23, 2014
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McFamily 

A mixture of people with very different life experiences and backgrounds that come together and create a warm and loving environment under one roof to deliver amazing QSC &V and help make our arches shine brighter every day.
When someone from McDonald's gets married and there are more people from your McFamily there than your biological family.
McFamily by A-Fitzy October 17, 2011
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MyFamily'sPooraphobia 

The irrational fear of going into a store realizing your family is poor and you cant afford expensive clothes that you dont need.
Kyle: "Hey wanna go to Brooks Brothers and check out their new spring selection?"
Brian: "No I think I might have MyFamily'sPooraphobia...."
Kyle: "That's a shame."
One who immensely enjoys collard greens, chitlins, fried chicken, watermelon, and tootsie rolls. Known to frequent his kitchen often, mainly to admire the "God bless this kitchen sign" his mother made him.
Jason: So he's an Mj?
Cliff: The biggest
Jason: At least he doesn't have to work for a living
Cliff: Welfare > Working
Jason: True, true.
Mjfatz by <3 February 21, 2003
The opposite of what stonecorsair said
Friend 1: Hey did you see Stonecorsair's definition of MFAM?

Friend 2: Yeah, he sounds like the very thing he's criticizing MFAM for. Plus it looks like he has a hard time typing a grammatically correct sentence.
MFAM by Guts186 September 20, 2021
Exactly what stonecorsair said
Hey did you see stonecorsairs definition of MFAM?

Yeah bro it was spot on. The other guys a fucking idiot tho
MFAM by Lmaort June 11, 2023

Mafamotician 

Ma·fa·mo·ti·cian

1. A person skilled or proficient in the practice of counting or measuring.

2. A professional that practices the art of maf.
student may say: When I'm groanup, I'm gonna be a mafamotician!

See: Maf
Mafamotician by JagDaug January 29, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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