Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Ah I don’t wanna go to that bar tonight mjf gonna be there you know I can only handle one day a week of him.
MJF by Flaccid pancakes April 7, 2021
Related Words
mjf • MJFAM • Mjfatz • mjfc • MJFin • MJ Fantasy • MJ FERMEZ LA
Maxwell Jacob Friedman: a man who will make your pussy throb
Damn did you see MJF on AEW last week? Damn she’s sexy as fuck
mjf by Mpsjsksnsmd c January 23, 2020
A Michael Jackson fans/stans base around the world.
I love the MJFAM.
MJFAM by CUTEMJ24 May 23, 2014
MJFin is when a person u know is uncontrollably shaking becus either he or she is nervous or theyre just wierd. MJF clearly stands for michael jay fox. its pretty fucked up . but wutever
me: Angie ur MJFin like ma balls.
Angie: < dead cus she ended up having a seizure
One who immensely enjoys collard greens, chitlins, fried chicken, watermelon, and tootsie rolls. Known to frequent his kitchen often, mainly to admire the "God bless this kitchen sign" his mother made him.
Jason: So he's an Mj?
Cliff: The biggest
Jason: At least he doesn't have to work for a living
Cliff: Welfare > Working
Jason: True, true.
Mjfatz by <3 February 21, 2003
Mjfc are a group of people who are all incredibly sexy other then George who actually is so fit and attractive that a new word was made to describe him “a leng ting”
“I think the Mjfc are like a k-pop band but more breadable, I would have so much Sex with Thomas green the fit man” - Mizuku san
mjfc by Muzuku san December 2, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Load more