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someone younger than 18
"preferably people online"
"hey do you know any minors near me?"
minors by tony lopez x November 25, 2021
Words you can keep
not a big deal, something you shouldn't worry about; commonly used by surfers
-sorry i fucked your sister bro
*it's minors dude
minors by surferdude July 25, 2004
"minors" is a simplified word of the parent word dubbed, "minorities". the meaning of it is to identify or include someone under 18, and the term is often used in this modern day and age to confront and include someone who has a relationship with one.

TLDR; someone who is basically under 18

also here's some tips for you guys:
if you say you love minors, it's bad
if you say you hate minors, that's hate speech
Jake: dude did you hear about Connor
James: it was 5 years ago... move on dude
Jake: no, the other Connor. he got exposed on Twitter (not calling it X) for grooming minors
James: oh he did? what the fuck man
minors by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

Minors cave 

That arse looks like a minors cave
Minors cave by Cunted March 4, 2023

minors mining 

When you have lots of children working in the mines digging for resources.
Minors mining is the result of a country NOT having child labour laws.
minors mining by Motorway6 March 13, 2024

Minors DNI 

Minors Do Not Interact
Often used for Lewdtubers, NSFW accounts, or SFW accounts who wanted to keep minors away from their profile because they don't want to be a creep or a PDF file.

See also, MDNI, 18+ only, ๐Ÿ”ž (No One Under 18 emoji)
Example: Minors DNI ๐Ÿ”ž

Orbiting Minors 

When you stalk and sexually lust after someone under 18 and then pounce on them as soon as they're 18.

Orbiting a minor like vulture.
Skye wanted to fuck that kid so she stalked him and orbited until he was 18 and then had sex 10min after midnight. Orbiting minors like a vulture.
Orbiting Minors by DankWeezer November 23, 2022
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