Definitions by zerofuks11

MILFITA

Mom I'd Like to F*ck in the Ass.

Bro, she's not just a Milf! Did you see her ass! She's a MILFITA!

MILFITA by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016

Rhino Geyser 

When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.

I gave you old step mom a Rhino Geyser last night. Here's the video to prove it.

Rhino Geyser by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016

MILFWHED 

A smoking hot mom, who also has a smoking hot daughter that's over 18. You want to fuck them both, at the same time.

MILFWHED: Mom I'd like to fuck...with her daughter.

Bro 1: Leah is hot at shit Bro! I want to fuck her!
Bro 2: Hell yeah, but did you ever see Leah's mom! Her mom's a fucking Milf!
Bro 1: I want to fuck Leah's mom, and Leah at the same time. Leah's mom is a MILFWHED!

MILFWHED by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016

Plus20 

When you meet a girl for your first date, and she's 20 pounds heavier than her profile pictures.

Damn dude. Went on a date with a girl last night. I thought she'd be smokin' hot, but when I met her I got hit with a Plus20.

Plus20 by zerofuks11 October 4, 2016