When you meet a girl for your first date, and she's 20 pounds heavier than her profile pictures.
Damn dude. Went on a date with a girl last night. I thought she'd be smokin' hot, but when I met her I got hit with a Plus20.
When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.
I gave you old step mom a Rhino Geyser last night. Here's the video to prove it.
A smoking hot mom, who also has a smoking hot daughter that's over 18. You want to fuck them both, at the same time.
MILFWHED: Mom I'd like to fuck...with her daughter.
Bro 1: Leah is hot at shit Bro! I want to fuck her!
Bro 2: Hell yeah, but did you ever see Leah's mom! Her mom's a fucking Milf!
Bro 1: I want to fuck Leah's mom, and Leah at the same time. Leah's mom is a MILFWHED!