Rhino Geyser

When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.

I gave you old step mom a Rhino Geyser last night. Here's the video to prove it.

by zerofuks11 October 05, 2016

MILFWHED

A smoking hot mom, who also has a smoking hot daughter that's over 18. You want to fuck them both, at the same time.

MILFWHED: Mom I'd like to fuck...with her daughter.

Bro 1: Leah is hot at shit Bro! I want to fuck her!
Bro 2: Hell yeah, but did you ever see Leah's mom! Her mom's a fucking Milf!
Bro 1: I want to fuck Leah's mom, and Leah at the same time. Leah's mom is a MILFWHED!

by zerofuks11 October 05, 2016

MILFITA

Mom I'd Like to F*ck in the Ass.

Bro, she's not just a Milf! Did you see her ass! She's a MILFITA!

by zerofuks11 October 05, 2016

Plus20

When you meet a girl for your first date, and she's 20 pounds heavier than her profile pictures.

Damn dude. Went on a date with a girl last night. I thought she'd be smokin' hot, but when I met her I got hit with a Plus20.

by zerofuks11 October 04, 2016