me toe 

it’s like me too but another way of saying it

jack : hey i like apples

sam : me toe

me toe by shannon max October 3, 2019

me toe 

it’s another way of saying me too

jack : hey i liek aliens
sam : me toe

me toe by shannon max October 3, 2019

me me toe 

A small Asian midget that’s smart. He is also a big doe member, he is also known as egg egg toe.

Person 1: Yo do you see that smart Asian midget over there?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: That’s a me me toe.

me me toe by Faiaz very pro November 20, 2023

squeeze my toe and call me puppet 

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

squeeze my toe and call me puppet by X3n April 3, 2006

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)... by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025

Give me them toes day 

October 5 is known as national give me them toes day you much give your toes to anyone who asks you so start uncovering those feet

The man takes the girls toes because it is October 5 as he says it’s give me them toes day

Give me them toes day by xXjesus.christXx October 4, 2018

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

Let me get my toenail clippers by danjin May 18, 2009