McAss

McAss is what happens to you when you've been stuck in a McJob for far too long. All the cheap, unhealthy and shitty food that most McJob employees consume eventually goes stright to their asses making their asses resemble two dogs in a gunny sack fighting over an Easter ham.

X: Look at that cute girl making my milkshake
Y: She's cute but look at that McAss, she's got a lot of junk in that trunk

by GibtowN December 7, 2003

MCASS

The type of person to fall up stairs, and is sexually inactive

That guy over there is MCASS. I fell bad for him.

by THELIVEACTIONAVATARSUCKED April 4, 2023

McAss Wipe

Referring to McDonald's toilet paper.

Steve: "Hey, I was taking a McDump in the McBathroom, and you're out of McAss Wipes,"

McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"

by CHIEFThotPatrol August 31, 2020

fatty Mcass

One with the perfect blend of geenus and muffin top, such that it has it's own Mc gravitational pull generally topped by large back tits.

Godzilla in the form of stacked fat roll's, sitting on the whole park bench, devouring deep fat fried oreo's at the fair. Sorry kid's fatty Mcass ate my last 43lbs of cookies.

by grundolph the brown February 27, 2010

rody mcass

You will be blessed by rody

Rody mcass joined my among us server

by Rody mcass January 5, 2021

Swansea, Massachusetts

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

by oceancats March 7, 2017

algorithmic critical mass

algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary.

This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.

There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.

What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.

But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.

If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 7, 2023