MASATHELIOMA

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Disease that causes obesity in hispanic females. Symptoms include craving for high fat, high cholesterol foods and a tendency to wear stretch pants with flip-flops. The cause is unknown but may be attributed to watching too many telenovelas and excessive trips to Wal-Mart and McDonald's.

"Did you see that really fat mexican woman at Costco eating the Pan Dulce with a liter of Pepsi? The one wearing the spandex pants with high heels? I'm friends with her brother Pablo and he told me she was diagnosed with masathelioma".

MASATHELIOMA by SEÑOR PATO June 5, 2013

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Mesothelioma

If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

But really, Mesothelioma is just this rare form of Cancer

Mesothelioma by SmolGinger April 13, 2017

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Mesothelioma

The disease you only know about because of those annoying commercials.

*Inhales*

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma call now; you may be entitled to compensation.

Mesothelioma by TH47 June 1, 2018

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Mesothelioma

Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with Mesothelioma?
You may be entitled to financial compensation...

mesothelioma is the shit mannnn

Mesothelioma by alternativeannom April 6, 2017

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Mesothelioma

a very fatal, rare form of cancer. Also is the really annoying commercial.

Did you see the mesothelioma commercial? its on like every minute.

Mesothelioma by Rlvers March 28, 2011

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Mesothelioma

a cancer of mesothelial tissue, associated especially with exposure to asbestos.

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.

Mesothelioma by Mr.Ravioli August 27, 2018

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mesothelioma

Deadly form of lung cancer caused by exposure to asbestos.

That dude has mesothelioma - he's fucked.

mesothelioma by toddieg August 16, 2006

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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