MASATHELIOMA

Disease that causes obesity in hispanic females. Symptoms include craving for high fat, high cholesterol foods and a tendency to wear stretch pants with flip-flops. The cause is unknown but may be attributed to watching too many telenovelas and excessive trips to Wal-Mart and McDonald's.

"Did you see that really fat mexican woman at Costco eating the Pan Dulce with a liter of Pepsi? The one wearing the spandex pants with high heels? I'm friends with her brother Pablo and he told me she was diagnosed with masathelioma".

by SEÑOR PATO June 5, 2013

Mesothelioma

If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

But really, Mesothelioma is just this rare form of Cancer

by SmolGinger April 13, 2017

Mesothelioma

The disease you only know about because of those annoying commercials.

*Inhales*

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma call now; you may be entitled to compensation.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

Mesothelioma

Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with Mesothelioma?
You may be entitled to financial compensation...

mesothelioma is the shit mannnn

by alternativeannom April 6, 2017

Mesothelioma

a very fatal, rare form of cancer. Also is the really annoying commercial.

Did you see the mesothelioma commercial? its on like every minute.

by Rlvers March 28, 2011

Mesothelioma

a cancer of mesothelial tissue, associated especially with exposure to asbestos.

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.

by Mr.Ravioli August 27, 2018

mesothelioma

Deadly form of lung cancer caused by exposure to asbestos.

That dude has mesothelioma - he's fucked.

by toddieg August 16, 2006