C.O.M.S.C

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Stands for Cum on my sweet cheeks. Abbreviation used in sexual texts

Hey Pauly! Jared texted me “C.O.M.S.C” what is that? Oh he wants you to cum on his sweet cheeks!

C.O.M.S.C by Girthquake3000 December 22, 2022

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L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face

Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F by Bitchytaco69 March 14, 2017

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l.m.s.y.d.u.y.c.o.m.f

Let me suck your dick until you cum on my face

I want you to L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.O.M.F

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.c.o.m.f by Allure July 27, 2020

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C.O.M.S

Choke On My Strap

me: c.o.m.s .

them: coms ?

me: choke on my strap dummy.

C.O.M.S by anythingatpppp April 23, 2023

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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d by zygga April 25, 2025

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c.o.h.a.s.o.m.f

Come Over Here And Sit On My Face

Lisa C.O.H.A.S.O.M.F

c.o.h.a.s.o.m.f by ixhate June 5, 2019

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o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card

Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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