M.L.W

Mean Lazy Whore
Self explainitory.

A mean person, who is also called lazy, while currently or previously being a whore. Unisexual term.

Girl 1: See that guy over there?
Girl 2: Yep. What about him?
Girl 1: He's my ex and a real M.L.W
Girl 2: M.L.W.?
Girl 1: Mean Lazy Whore

by MLWCREATER December 16, 2011

F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.

ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.

by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

t.l.o.m.l.d.w.m

The love of my life doesn’t want me

someone might post on there private story:t.l.o.m.l.d.w.m

by yesikimasimp July 2, 2020

W.M.L.

Whatever Major Loser

Mercedes: You suck!

Michaelito: W.M.L.!!!

by Nick Ang August 28, 2008

L.M.W

Most beautiful girl in the world.

"Did you hear about L.M.W?" "Yeah bro, she is the most beautiful girl in the world"

by Dankmemelord2302 May 20, 2016

i.l.m.w.i.f.y

I.L.M.W.I.F.Y which stands for I lost Myself when i found you. It usually means changing Emotionally, Mentally, or Physically when you're dating someone.

Jake- I'm sorry to do this but I wanna break up with you.
Olivia-Why?
Jake- Because I.L.M.W.I.F.Y

by Bigoofboiii May 30, 2018

L.S.W.W.N.A.L.M.B

Short for Loving Someone Who Will Never Actually Love Me Back

I suffer from L.S.W.W.N.A.L.M.B

by Fladf1sk December 15, 2023