MLW

MLW is the opposite of FML (fuck my life). It stands for My Life Wins.

I got a headjob last night. MLW

by brad_tempa March 10, 2010

Mlw

Me last week

Friend posts meme which I related last week
Me: mlw

by Ioannismplampla February 6, 2020

Roblox MLW

A terrible form of a roblox sport, consisting of child predators, fiends, and people who take the game more seriously than a house fire. Something to stay away from at all costs.

"Oh no, somebody from Roblox MLW is here. Ban them before they tell somebody to kill themselves!"

by somebodysomeonewillneverknow June 25, 2023

The MLWCardDrop

The Mimic Looking Willing (to pay) Card Drop or as it is better known MLWCardDrop is a confidence trick in which the swindler is out with one or more people at a restaurant or bar and offers to pick up the tab. He then gives the staff at the establishment a credit/debit card that he knows to be demagnetized, broken, or generally void. When the staff member brings the void card back the swindler acts as though he had no idea and the victim(s) are so taken by his initial generosity that he/they pick up the tab instead, thus providing free drinks and or food to the swindler.

I was at the Saloon with my friend and he successfully executed The MLWCardDrop on me. What a fucking shady con artist bastard, I hate getting bamboozled.

by ComeAndSitOnUncleSeansLap July 28, 2011

mlwswy

my life would suck without you
m-my
l-life
w-would
s-suck
w-without
y-you

girl to a guy-i love you, mlwswy

by sk8r boy April 27, 2009

Mlwilson195

A cool person who hates Mooster and is as good or better than him

Hey look Mlwilson195 about to trash on mooster

by Madframe9913 April 29, 2021

MLWA

"My Laughter Was Audible" aka "Laugh(ed) Out Loud" - the problem with the latter being overuse and near death as a web acronym; there are many web users who shy away from typing LOL even if they did, in fact, laugh out loud, for fear of sounding trite and cliche, hence a new acronym evolved to cover the same action.

"That was so funny."
"MLWA"

or

"I can't believe you did that"
"MLWA"

by judah maccabee January 8, 2010