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August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R 

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

SMAD or S.M.A.D. 

"Stock Market Anxiety Disorder". This is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. It's directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.
With my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, I clearly suffer from SMAD or S.M.A.D. or "Stock Market Anxiety Disorder".
SMAD or S.M.A.D. by Jeff Lutz March 13, 2009

Mmm's with 3 or more m's 

How normal people say m and m's but instead of it being mnm's or m&m's or anything else it is mmm's with 3 or more m's.
Person 1: "Hey these m&m's are good. I really like the blue ones."

Person 2: "It is actually pronounced mmm's with 3 or more m's."

Person 1: "Alright then these mmm's are really good then."

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Hey have you seen that new song "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S"?
by Fergie?
No, by Jack Harlow
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S by SlappyTheSalmon December 12, 2023

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.