A Mário is an incredible human being, with the best picha on the entire planet! He can also be called a pichudo.
His picha is not the only huge thing he has, he has also a huge heart. A Mário will text his friends in the middle of the afternoon to ask if they stayed hydrated during the day.
His picha is not the only huge thing he has, he has also a huge heart. A Mário will text his friends in the middle of the afternoon to ask if they stayed hydrated during the day.
Random: "I saw a man with a huge picha yesterday! He asked me if I was hydrated."
Random2: "Yeah, he's for sure a Mário! The best creature in the entire universe!"
Random2: "Yeah, he's for sure a Mário! The best creature in the entire universe!"
by QueCringeBro September 28, 2019
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Example of how you would do the Mário nipple twister.
Guy: *twists nipple*
Girl: *non chalant behaviour on some type shit*
Guy: "MARIO~"
Girl: "Wtf that's my dad."
Guy: *twists nipple*
Girl: *non chalant behaviour on some type shit*
Guy: "MARIO~"
Girl: "Wtf that's my dad."
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