The only high
school in the country that has its own stereotypes.
1.The "jocks/cheerleaders" are losers who everyone hates, and are usually the only white people, but still pull off straight B's. They think they're popular because of all the high
school movies they watch, but they're so stupid that they keep forgetting that they go to LHS. No one even pretends to like these assholes and sluts.
2. Then you have the nerds who make other
school nerds look
retarded. Some of them get into pre-calc freshman year.
3. Then you have the "emos/goths", who wear
black nike t-shirts and have never even touched a knife, and also get straight A's.
4. After that comes the posers, which is half of the
school, which are really just nerds dressed up like mexicans.
5.Then there's the athletes, who make it to varsity sports freshman year and still pull of a 4.0 GPA. These are the kind of people who are guaranteed a fucking spot in Stanford.
6. Last, and least, you have the douchebags. These are the people who don't do anything, smoke
weed, and will probably end up having even worse lives than the jocks will.
Jock: Fuck, I'm late for Calculus AP.
Nerd: Oh, I take
math classes at Stanford now.
Emo/Goth: I hate everyone, my mom didn't let me dye my hair black, which it already is.
Poser:
Math is so ghetto.
Athletes: I have Pre-calc, then varsity XC right after. I work 14 hours a
day for admission to something that my parents told me I have to get into.
Douchebag: I'm so cool, no one talks to me cuz I'm to cool for them. Yeah, that's it.
This is lynbrook
