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Justificationology 

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.
Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

dustification 

A term coined by Judy Wood in her presentation regarding 9/11 and what really happened to all that concrete and steel from the destruction of the Twin Towers. Dustification is her explanation of what she hypothesizes as a breakthrough energy technology that caused the towers and most of the contents to dustify. Her presentation can be seen on You Tube.
One may see a prime example of dustification in the iconic video footage shot on September 11, 2001, where the very top of one of the Twin Towers clearly turns to dust prior to falling.
dustification by SuziSmartyPants September 10, 2018

litification 

The art of getting “lit”-Melania Zilo (2018)
The litification of the party was too intense for Maya.
litification by MelaniaZilo January 26, 2018

justification 

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.
"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
justification by Tom. M January 12, 2006

luntzification

when a word, words or a phrase is repurposed for nefarious and/or political intent and consequence through thought manipulation
The luntzification of "gun safety" into "gun control" causes one to be opposed to any discussion of gun issues.
luntzification by jfwordsmythe December 15, 2012

junkie justification 

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation
Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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